basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball
why are you not in hell yet??
Yeah and you said love was an open door, you sick fuck.
so I made a thing
attention men of tumblr!
there is a 100% chance that no woman on this site wants to see your crusty pork sword, so please do not submit unsolicited pictures of them to the women of this site.
There is a 100% chance that you don’t speak for every…
I have never sent any woman on tumblr a picture of a dick, but it’s true that you don’t speak for all women and I can guarantee you that not all of your female followers dislike that. What disgusts you doesn’t always disgust others. Maybe you’re simply not as bullet proof as some girls, but some out there don’t mind seeing a penis every now and then.
Please do not speak for all of the female usership of tumblr.
how to seduce me:
- deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
- dont talk to me